Will returns! Speaking of returns, The X-Files are coming back in January. Call it a revival, call it a reboot, call it a “six episode event”, or call a pup a pup and just call it Season 10. People are excited. So am I. Woof woof! I want to believe that The X-Files revival will […]Read more "FIVE WAYS FOX MULDER MAKES IT OKAY TO BE A LOSER"
Like most people wandering the planet during the 1980s I use to watch the at times cheesy and occasionally groundbreaking Miami Vice.Cheesily groundbreaking… like the invention of macaroni and cheese! I digress. Whoops! Anyway, it was quite the big deal — staying up late with my dad on Friday night to catch the latest adventures […]Read more "ALL THE STUFF MIAMI VICE TAUGHT ME (THAT WAS COMPLETELY WRONG!)"
To paraphrase Aunt Pitty-Pat Hamilton, “How did 41 ever get in?” Today I was born. As a consequence, I am here. My mother use to tell me that on the day I was born the temperature was about a gazillion degrees. It came a big ol’ storm and knocked the power out for three days. […]Read more "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME"
I have a secret. I use to write fan fiction. Oh, that’s not a sexy secret. It’s not in the caliber of say, I use to smuggle dope into Miami or I engaged in an illicit 9 1/2 Weeks style affair with Jennifer Lawrence. As far as secrets go, tis what I got. Fanfic might […]Read more "WELCOME TO THE FANFIC JUNGLE"
I admit that I am a guy. A dude. A mannn. A man fully in the grip of his manly manhood. As a manly man guy, I freely admit that I enjoy watching shit blow up, violence, and non-stop car chases in which there is violence and shit blowing up. There is art and then there […]Read more "MAD MAX VS. MARVEL! My Unhealthy Fascination With Stuff Blowing Up"