Those of you who notice such things, or care to notice such things, have probably noted that my bloggy blog type thing has been gathering dust for a while. As a person who writes primarily for my own entertainment (although entertaining others either by accident or on purpose is awfully nice), I just haven’t felt […]Read more "IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE"
Here are the ten things I’ve learned from a lifetime spent studying the philosophy at the heart of How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Enjoy! 10. The whos in whoville don’t need material bullshit. 9. If you live in a cave then you probably shouldn’t turn your nose up at any meal, especially roast beast. 8. […]Read more "MORE GRINCHY CRAP!"
If roast beast is a feast you can’t stand in the least, I feel your pain. Happy holidays!Read more "Merry Grinchmas!"
You’ve got bad, bad luck… Social Distortion got that right. I do. Always have. I’m not conceptualizing luck as a force outside of human control and experiance. People bring whatever luck they experience themselves. They’re wired up to be a certain way and do stupid shit. And fall for certain shit. My first real girlfriend, […]Read more "ON BAD LUCK (Or Grappling For The Point)"
I bet you think you woke me up about the flesh, don’t you? But you only know society’s straight line about the flesh! You can’t penetrate past society’s sick, gray fear of the flesh! — Seth Brundle (Jeff Goldblum) Tis the season … And I usually end up with a bunch of movies. I don’t […]Read more "I’M GETTIN MOVIES FOR CHRISTMAS. PART I: THE FLY (1986)"
Prompt: Life Line The old lady looks just like the old gypsy woman from The WolfMan. That would be the original Wolfman and not the one in which we learn Hannibal Lecter is really Benicio Del Toro’s pops. I’m astonished. Who knew old gypsy women traveled by plane? Was her horse and cart in cargo? How […]Read more "LINES"
Tis a prompt: This Is Your Life Of course I would read a book about myself. Since such a book would deal with one of my favorite subjects I’d have to check it out. We call that damning all false humility, by the way. I could never write this hypothetical book. As a writer of fiction […]Read more "THE BOOK OF ME"